The ramblings of a sophomore Creative Writing Major. You never know the things which might come out of her mind, as she can never predict just how stupid she will be in every day life!
It just occurred to me….
That I never do anything on this tumblr. HMMM. Welp, time to go make a secondary blog and attempt fixing this.
CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?
SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.
FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER
MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM
CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.
MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK
PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.
WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED
YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.
TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,
FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.
TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE
GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.
AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.
*drops mic descends back into stage*
OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8
oky I’ll do my best!!!
LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR
I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS
WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK
I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK
SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?
TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY
MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE
I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE
EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
PEACE
RCPD R-R-RCPD
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE
I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE
DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPSTHE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY
CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY
AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES
I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE
BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND
- HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
- NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
- CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
- JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
- LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
- AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
- ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
- STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
- NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
- UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF.
#TENZOUT
MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2
YOU READY, ITS ME
THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN
YOU SEE ME ROLL IN
EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.
REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS
WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER
IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER
BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?
THINK YOU CAN WIN
IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM
It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.
UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT
NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?
YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL
I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL
A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL
YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL
YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?
NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.
WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET
NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.
I believe the young ones say “You just got served”
Tenzin fetch my robe
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT THING TO COME OF ANY FANDOM EVER IN HISTORY OF FANDOMS I’VE BEEN IN
FUCK

(Source: thetalesofbasingse)
Frenchie, are you ok, dear? :(
You seem like something is wrong. You can send me messages if you ever need to talk. Or we can skype, if you like?
(Source: laframboiseverte)
Son of a whore
I thought my interview was going to be tomorrow at five, but it turns out it was today.
Fantastic.
Oh my God… I’m so sorry Maija!
THE BOOK FESTIVAL LADY ACTUALLY EMAILED ME BACK
SHE WANTS MY RESUME AND TO SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW.
LIFE IS HAPPENING
SO I’M GOING TO PANIC AND REWORK MY RESUME.
AWESOME!
I JUST FOUND OUT A CLASH OF KINGS SPOILER.
I’m glad none of my residents are back because I AM SCREAMING.
WHAT IS THIS SERIES??
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS??
I NEED TO NOT LOOK UP CHARACTERS ON WIKIPEDIA.
I’m sort of glad my dog isn’t here to judge me.
OH GOD DON’T TELL ME! I haven’t gotten the chance to read much this week! D:
A couple of weeks ago I had to go to the Doctor’s for a physical/check up. I was confirmed to be 5’6.5” at 114lbs.
Last week I weighed myself (just for fun) and I dropped to 112lds. No biggie, really.
This week I weigh myself again because my mother was sending in some photos to an agency. I…
Maybe try pork and chicken, with red meat gradually being reintroduced. Also, try cooking with real beef stock, you might get some of the benefits. :C
sevenpoints:fuckyeahguysindresses:
Sean Bean on Accused
#WINTER IS COMING #SO I BROUGHT MY FANCY JACKET
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
IN CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTINSOMG
Well now he just looks like Cersei. I guess we know what the HBO spoilers are.
Catching Fire in your pants. :3
It’s funny The Hunger Games was right before. xD
Seeing Redd in your pants
lmao period problems
Shades Children in your pants.
Pedophilia?
flappers and philosophers in your pants
this accurately describes my life
Son of a Witch in Your Pants
So…wow.
Along for the ride in your pants….
Silence in Your Pants. O.o
Fullmetal Alchemist In Your Pants!
A Dance With Dragons in your pants.
Yes perfect
The Girl Who Played With Fire In Your Pants.
Weeeeeeeelllllll
A Clash of Kings in your pants.
Kinky.













